libertie

And I already have myself. C'est la vie.

Me get with a girl? I've already got a boyfriend.

I would rather microwave my own head than have a girlfriend. Wait, that would be awesome. I'll come up with something else.

You get with one.

Imagine what it would do for public relations - Reidar with a girlfriend! It would be like your CB Tag video only x10000000000000000. Those are solid numbers, you can google it if you want.

Then again, I'm sure exerting physical force has the same effect. Just as long as they follow you, whether they're willing or not, right?

If Satan himself suddenly appeared riding on a carpet made out of screaming babies to inform me that I had won the lottery, I would still be in awe as to how the mere concept of me with a "girlfriend" could possibly exist without causing my face to melt from the paradox of it.

I'm never lonely. You can have my share of whatever you find.

Perhaps this rough exterior of yours is hiding some deep emotions. Are you lonely?

Reidar.. We need to find you a girlfriend.

Blasphemy. I don't do that stuff with anyone. Everyone must fear me.

That act of kindness I showed you the other night? Friends do things like that all the time. They may simply have light conversations, and sometimes they might cheer each other up. However, they don't do any of this out of fear or out of obligation - this may be a foreign concept, but they do all of this simply because they like each other.

What does that strange word you used mean? F....fr....frrrien.... floccinaucinihilipilification.

So this friend thing. It's pretty new, right?

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